You are not a photographer either, you just run "youarenotaphotographer.com"

There's this ad-choked website out there, called "youarenotaphotographer.com", which makes fun of people who call themselves "photographers" who take terrible photographs. I figured that anyone who mocks people for being shitty photographers, and who claims "[b]eing a photographer means owning more than one lens", would have some shit-kicking photography to show to prove that their opinions are worth listening to, rather than being the back-seat driving of some random anonymous people on the Internet. I had a look around. Here's all the great photography I found from its authors:

And that is all I have to say about that.